Privacy Policy

Short, sweet, and to the point.

This privacy policy covers your use of The Status Line website and blog at  https://www.statusline.org/ and https://blog.statusline.org/. This privacy policy was last updated September 23, 2024. The policy may change from time to time for any reason. If material changes are made to the policy, a prominent statement about the change will be added to the website blog. If you have any questions about this privacy policy, you can contact the website owner using the Contact link on the home page.

This site does not collect any personally-identifying data

Data collection is limited to routine webserver logs, which include the date and time of your visit, your IP address, pages viewed, referring links, and any server error messages. These logs are typically maintained for 30 days. We do not collect any personally-identifying data, such as your name, email address, location, phone number, or favorite flavor of ice cream. We don't even use tracking cookies. Since we do not collect personally-identifying information, we do not share any personally-identifying with third parties.


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